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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:11

So they tried
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Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
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No way
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
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So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
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No go.
Everyone loved it.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
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