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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

share office space ...

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Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

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No way

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

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So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Just Forget it!

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Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

Everyone loved it.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Hysterias & Posteriors

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

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